Quotes

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.

I don't think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we're stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians.

A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat.

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.

Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.